Merrrrry Christmasssss! It’s bitch about it week. We complain about baby daddies (let’s be real, only one of them), insecure plaid panted douche bags at the strip club, how the business of stripping works inside and out, Monica says Nook instead of Kindle and has an existential crisis.
This week, we dive DEEP into Maci’s sexual revelation, emotional intelligence, tips for researching parenting choices, another failed weekend at the club, stimuli, perfectly timed traffic noises and what happens to us after we die.
We’re baaaaaaack! We went Instagram live for this episode, discussing, in graphic detail, Monica’s medical history and impending doom, Maci’s myriad of emotions, weird shit women used to do for their husbands, Justin’s mustache, and so much more.
In this quick and scattered episode, we discuss the inability to make decisions, grumpy stripping, the state of Wyoming, Fry Street and actually shout out our new patrons!
This week, we cover Monica’s birthday weekend, Maci updates work stuff, we forget to shout out patrons, no one’s period started and then Monica flexes her vulnerability muscles and does a deep dive into some recent sexual assaults that happened to her fairly recently. TRIGGER WARNING – SEXUAL ASSAULT
In this lil quickie, we cover the fun parts of the past couple of weeks, update Piper’s GROWTH, Monica slaps her small titties and discuss some clurb behind the scenes.
Next week’s episode is going to be non-stop triggering and definitely not as fun as any episode we’ve ever put out so we’re preemptively sorry and if you want happy fun times, go to Patreon.com/BadAsAMotherPodcast for a pallet cleanser or to just be incredibly fucking cool.
Bad as a Murder is here with Ryan Shockey to discuss the Dyatlov Pass mystery. Bad as a Mother with Maci will be back next week, but make sure to become a patron at patreon.com/badasamotherpodcast to get more bonus content like this!
This week, we discuss tips on dealing with potentially suicidal people for Suicide Awareness Month, we warn all of your triggers and discuss hyper-sexuality post assault and how to combat the negative effects it causes, talk tips about setting healthy boundaries, and the return of Piper on a bad, bad night.
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This week, we discuss Maci’s entire life exploding, identity issues and body dysmorphia, how mandatory homeschooling is going, tips on lovin yourself, and how a certain celebrity fucked up more than just OnlyFans. Make sure you leave a 5 star review on iTunes and become a patron for only $6! Patreon.com/badasamotherpodcast. Need someone to talk to? LifeCoachingWithMaci.com
This week, we discuss (in Maci’s cute lil sick voice) the chaos that is Monica’s existence, a mystery poo, why pedophilia is NOT a sexual preference and should never be considered as such, and Monica covers the actual very bad mom Lori Vallow-Daybell from start to now in a sort of confusing way.
We’re baaaaack! This week, we discuss Monica’s new life, Maci’s new-ish job, the absolute need for meditation and manifestation, law and order and Monica’s incessant need to make bad situations worse.
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Join Monica and Maci this week as they explore the new dumpster fire that is Tinder, how children are probably not but maybe being sold on popular websites, wearing masks, and ask each other deep parenting questions that Monica doesn’t ever answer.
Only Fans mom of the week – TINA!!!! /vrynakedslut
NEW INTROOOO?! by Monica’s former ex-boyfriend Parker Slavens.
This week, we both have absolute meltdowns within 24 hours of each other and discuss how we’re supposed to leave our children, why Kanye can’t and shouldn’t be president, wear a fucking mask, the current unfolding of the Vanessa Guillen case, a surprise appearance from Men At Work and should we actually hashtag Free Britney?
A fierce Maci and a drunk Monica sit down with The Before and After Podcast to discuss Mozzarella 3000 Dick, inappropriate Nissan Altima behavior, Chris D’Elia and Danny Masterson’s shit ass conduct, not Scientology and the end of an era?
We briefly touch on Maci’s weekend and then dive into the cases of Tony McDade, Sean Reed, Sgt. LaVina Johnson, Martha Puebla and Juan Catalan. These cases highlight the ongoing systemic racism that plagues the black community, as well as other minorities. We’re happy to announce that as of 06/09, the Denton County commissioner’s court has voted to remove the dickhole Confederate statue from our square. Click the link here to see a list of petitions that still need signing, shop this list of black owned businesses here, and don’t sleep on these issues until black lives are safe from law enforcement and white people entirely.
Happy 50th episode!!! We discuss more life changes, mental instability, exploding vibrators, too many Twitter cancellations, parallel universes and pedophile murderers!
***Monica has a mild stroke and says intentionally celibate but actually knows incel means involuntary celibate lmaoooo
This week, we’re joined by Shea Kendall (@sheakendall777) to discuss tantric sex, airplanes, world news and emotional (un)availability!
On this episode, we discuss what the hell has been happening with us lately, why anxiety makes Monica a selfish douche, how a polyamorous relationship could or would work as parents, and then we ask DEEP questions and go way back with each other and uncover things literally no one asked for.
First real social distanced episode where we talk about everything in an attempt to distract you from impending doom. We love y’all, please stay home and take care of yourselves.
This week, we are joined by the hilarious Greg (@g_peoples) and Calvin (@iampapiii_) to discuss racism, big words, Maci’s new diagnosis, not coronavirus, relationships, Monica’s crumbling life situation, fatherhood and coparenting. Listen to their podcast Y’all See The Vibes and follow their page on Instagram @ ystvpodcast to laugh and be inspired.
In this episode, we’re joined by Taylor Moran (@leafandlearn) from the It Takes a Forest Podcast to discuss problematic baby daddy number one, toxic relationships, molten chocolate cakes, Monica’s digestive system attacks, grounding tips for anxiety and disassociating and living with STD’s.
This episode, we discuss birth control methods, Monica’s OnlyFans idea, Repetition Compulsion and tips on parenting when you’re in a depressive episode. Leave a 5 star review on iTunes and subscribe to our Patreon for a significant amount of bonus material!
We are joined by THE Lady Law to discuss her success on OnlyFans, the difficulty of dealing with mental health issues and eating disorders while also maintaining a public image and also how all moms suck sometimes. Make sure you subscribe, leave a 5 star review on iTunes, follow us on all social media and join us on Patreon for tons of bonus content!
On our over the hill episode, we discuss medication side effects, how social media can affect relationships, is flirting cheating and we do a deep dive into
In this relaxed episode, we’re joined by Bar Arts Podcast to ask each other unnecessarily deep questions, how our parents accidentally ruined us and Monica reads your worst date horror stories.
On this week’s episode, we’re accompanied by Newt (@mecantname) to discuss photography, goop, childhood traumas (but make them funny), vaginas, standup comedy, pronouns and the potential dangers and why’s of porn.
We discuss the ripple effect of Kobe’s sudden passing, what the fuck CTE is and how it’s affecting athletes and their families, why Monica suddenly quit her job and we call @BrittanyNoelBello to discuss her split with How To Be Social due to her sex work.
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Happy first bonus episode! We talk alllll about Jim Jones and the Jonestown massacre.
In this messy and unorganized episode, we go over an eventful weekend at the Olive Garden, witness Monica’s brain dissolve into a mess of prescriptions, discuss the ramen noodle haired horse girl with a big gun who pooped her pants, shitty nurse TikToks and whether or not Stockholm Syndrome is a mental illness.
We talk sex toys on accident, the BPD workbook that’s helping Maci THRIVE, Monica adjusts her crown and discusses the royal family improperly, and both learn a lot about the UK and Aladdin.
On this week’s episode, we sit down with Díana to discuss her experience working in the mental health field as a qualified mental health professional for a mobile crisis outreach team and a residential advocate for a domestic violence shelter. We also put on our foreign affairs hats to discuss WW3 and discuss whether or not medical professionals have the ultimate say on whether or not someone’s taken off life support. LEAVE A 5 STAR REVIEW ON iTUNES OR WE WILL CRY.
Maci is hungover and Monica is still battling a cold while discussing their (literally) shitty Christmas, horrible family members, social media vs. real life and Monica ruins your childhood forever with a not-so-crazy conspiracy.
This week, Monica mispronounces the word inundated, Bethel Church is discussed and somehow Casey Anthony was dragged into it, Maci learns about Jonestown in a lengthy sidebar, and Monica talks about going viral several times and how it fucked with her off of the internet.
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This week we discuss bad tempers, Monica goes in on childless folks with a lot of parenting opinions and Maci bravely gives us an insight on what’s actually been going on in her life the past few months.
We’re joined by @loneleestone to discuss how badass she is being a single mother, raising a child with autism and being a sex worker with clout, as well as various injuries, shitty current events and what it’s like dating someone with untreated mental illnesses.
*Please disregard what sounds like a continuous stream of piss in the background as it’s just a fishy tank
*CW: Sexual Assault*
In this deeeep episode, Monica talks about her sexual assaults and how it has formed her parenting style, as well as raising both boys and girls in today’s rape culture. We also talk about “the sex talk” with children, how Monica wasted another steak and the pros and cons of “cancel culture” and whether or not some people can be redeemed from it.
We’re joined by the lovely + witchy @moniqueepaulettee to discuss Monica’s ovaries exploding, Maci absolutely killing the last week, sexual healing, how to be a witch and how Monica is probably becoming possessed by demons.
We say goodbye and we miss you to Manica, we talk about developing friendships in adulthood with mental illness and kids, GUNS and fetishessssssss
We talk about Piper’s retirement, the rise and (ouch) fall of Funny Dick, a shitty week of parenting, FeEeeElings, PORN and Monica’s wild OCD comeback.
Monica is literally a completely different person now, we talk REAL self care tips for the not so neurotypical, forming healthy bonds, and yeah this shit gets pretty deep, deal with it.
We talk Halloween parties, Munchhausen by proxy and stripper flexing!
This week, we’re joined by local stand-up comedian Joey Johnson to discuss Monica getting inappropriately body slammed at a Knocked Loose concert, Maci retiring from sex work, discuss how mental illness affects relationships, and a bunch of other shit.
Monica and Maci drink too much, Maci discusses the first time she was physically abused, another innocent black person was killed by a white police officer, and it’s okay to be interested in serial killers as long as you don’t like them.
The producer gets FIRED, both girls went to a metal show, Monica gets back on Tinder and Maci prepares Monica for a paid date.
The Patreon will be up eventually, please stay tuned lol
CW: infant loss
In this lil shorty episode, Monica is sad cause she dumped her boyfriend again, Maci realizes she’s burnt out from sex work, Monica sheds light on the #JusticeForAsa situation unfolding in Georgia and then they discuss the real life version of the movie The Orphan in all its wonderful ridiculousness.
Monica’s phobia (and patience) is tested, Maci witnesses an attack in Dallas, and they discuss the Botham Jean case.
Produced by Slightly A Wreck
Sex clubs! A scary story about a pimp! Why full service sex work shouldn’t be illegal! Both of us cry! Childhood traumas! And we talk about our moms!
CW: sexual assault
We talk the five love languages, another tarot card reading, who killed JonBenét Ramsey and we do a pointless and moderately interesting random questionnaire.
IN OUR FIRST EVER ACTUALLY PRODUCED EPISODE we discuss another old favorite failure of Monica’s, tips on dating moms, and Shae joins us to discuss felonies and a hella kinky party.
*The audio is a little screwy here and there, we’re working on it!!!!* Both of our kids are in kindergarten, what the hell, Maci makes a good step dad, Monica talks about another serial killin douche bag, Maci gets read on a porch behind a bar and Monica breaks up with another person we think.
Monica is still whining, Maci discusses borderline personality disorder as a mother, we talk about the black trans community and how their murders continue to go under-reported and we’ll be back Monday, August 19th.
I don’t remember what this episode is about, something something milk, but blank spaces give me anxiety so
We’re late, but not in a terrible way. In this surprisingly short episode, we talk about our current mental states, how to pick up someone you’re interested in and hella butt stuff.
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We’re joined by Chris Rodgers to get a different perspective on dating moms and dancers, creepy retail stories and s’more mental health issues! Follow Chris @formermortal, and don’t forget to follow us on instagram, subscribe on your favorite podcast platform and leave a 5 star rating!
Maci doesn’t make money but then she does, Monica needs a break, tips on makin strippa tips, shitty opinions, masturbation and I’m sorry.
Maci’s honor is DEFENDED, a couple of poop stories, everyone is kinky, Monica’s brain is melting, gooches and the same weekly existential crisis.
We finally cover sugar daddiezzzzzz! and Monica’s stupid anxiety again, an eventful trip to the gyno and Maci’s alternative ways of making money.
Mom shaming, a dash of mental illness, queefing, Quick Dick, why we swipe left and very little burping.
Coming out, apologetically squirting, silly panic attacks and Maci being nice for the last time ever.
Museum trips, mushroom trips, breastfeeding and ghostin dudes.